Letters to the Coaches: Falling in Love

Dear David,

I think I’m falling in love with my mail carrier. I can’t afford all the unnecessary orders I’m making just to have more packages delivered (with signature required!) I need to take this to the next level. How can I ask her out?

Sincerely,

1st Class Male

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Dear 1st Class,

I recommend the 10K Level 2 plan.

David